Stop Being Weird About Rose Perfume

So you don't like rose perfume, huh?  Okay...  I get it. There are A LOT of bad perfumes out there.  Most mainstream perfumes that list rose as a fragrance note are usually too sweet, too powdery, too... grandma-y.  And no one wants to smell like an old lady, right?  But come on y'all... does anything I make look like it'd age you 60 years?  And have you ever even smelled a good, real, rose essential oil or absolute - like not the artificial, synthetic junk that's in most department store perfumes? Have you?  HAVE YOU?  Okay. Maybe you have, but have you...